1. How exactly is it you found your way into my office today *stretches back in chair and hangs a leg to the side provocatively*
I live in your office.... *hides in desk*
2. Uh huh, and what are you here for? *removes glasses provocatively*
Im bored
3. My my, why do you suddenly look so nervous? *bites lower lip provocatively*
why do YOU looks so nervous?
4. Sorry, was my jacket bothering you? *slowly takes it off, provocatively*
Your not wearing a jacket.. you just took of your shirt....
5. Now, where was I? *leans over desk and smiles at you provocatively*
You were questioning me for why i was in here.
6. Oh yes, now that you're here, would you like to have a little... fun~? *leans in close, my breath hot on your face, whispering my words provocatively*
Sure! Lets play some TF2
7. FUN TIME *jumps back and starts spinning in my office chair, provocatively*
YAY!!!
8. So what's your favorite color? *spinning provocatively*
Hmmmmm, red, pink, green
9. Do you like dragons? *getting dizzy provocatively*
Dragons are fucking awesome!
10. Will you braid my hair? *vomits all over the room whilst spinning in a horrible sprinkler array of bile... provocatively*
Sure!

My questions.

1.ZERG RUSH!!!!
2. How are you?
3. I cant think of any questions so just say a random fact about your self here.
4. If given the option would you have intercourse with a dragon?
5. Would you have intercourse with a non-human animal?
6. Whats your age?
7. What 92*13^10^10^10^10
8. Do you have any IRL friends.
9. If you could jump into a black hole would you?
10a. Ha, this is kinda like school questions
10b. Its not over yet!
10c. :/ ..... Ok its over....

I tag whoever wants to be taged.